Joe Theismann’s Restaurant Menu
Joe Theismann’s Restaurant offers a unique dining experience blending sports bar vibes with a steakhouse and American cuisine. Located in Alexandria, VA, the restaurant boasts various amenities such as outdoor seating, wheelchair accessibility, and even dog-friendly options. The menu features breakfast options like Buttermilk Malted Waffle and Joe's Breakfast, as well as mouthwatering starters like Hot Beer Cheese and Broiled Chesapeake Crab Dip. Additionally, their soup and salads selection includes French Onion Soup and Greek Salad. Customers have raved about the attentive service, cozy atmosphere, and delicious food, with standout dishes like Buffalo Chicken Sandwich, Fish and Chips, and Reuben Sandwich. The overall experience at Joe Theismann’s Restaurant is highly praised for its top-notch service, inviting ambiance, and delectable cuisine. If you're looking for a place that checks all the boxes for a great dining experience, this is the spot to visit.
BREAKFAST
BUTTERMILK MALTED WAFFLE V
vanilla | blueberry | chocolate chip maple syrup, whipped butter
EGGS BENEDICT
poached eggs*, english muffin, hollandaise, crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes
JOE-S BREAKFAST
two eggs* any style, bacon or sausage patty, crispy smashed garlic parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
QUARTERBACK SCRAMBLE
scrambled eggs, roasted mushrooms, crisp bacon, peppers, onions, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
GREEK SCRAMBLE V
scrambled eggs, feta cheese, spinach, tomatoes, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
SAUSAGE & EGG SANDWICH
two fried eggs*, sharp white cheddar, grilled sausage, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, potato bun
HOT BEER CHEESE V
golden lager, soft pretzels
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V
pickled onion and cucumber relish, feta cheese, paprika, warm pita
CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V
blackened ranch
CRISPY CALAMARI
light breading, parmesan, herbs, lemon, marinara, blackened ranch
BROILED CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP
lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS
hand breaded, house duck sauce
HOUSE MADE ONION RINGS V
panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch dressing
SPICY P.E.I. MUSSELS
tomatoes, garlic, crushed peppers, white wine, herbs, garlic toast
STARTERS
SOUP & SALADS
FRENCH ONION SOUP
braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast
NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER
freshly shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs
GREEK SALAD V G
romaine lettuce, feta, cucumber, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing
GREENS & FETA SALAD V G
dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette
CAESAR SALAD*
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, cheddar, bacon, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch
BREADED OR NAKED G
choice of blue cheese or ranch
WINGS
BRUNCH SPECIALS
WARM GIANT CINNAMON ROLL V
citrus cream cheese frosting
WARM APPLE-CINNAMON DONUTS V
maple syrup, cinnamon sugar
CHICKEN & WAFFLES
buttermilk malted waffle, crispy fried chicken thighs, spicy buttered maple syrup
SMASHED AVOCADO TOAST V
fried egg*, pickled onions, marinated tomatoes, herbs, chipotle aioli, marble rye toast
CORNED BEEF HASH
house made corned beef, red potatoes, caramelized onions, green onions, 2 sunny side up eggs*
STEAK & EGGS
8oz ny strip*, two eggs*, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
FRIED CHICKEN BISCUIT
hot sauce marinated chicken thigh, thick cut bacon, sharp white cheddar, hot honey, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes
BRUNCH BURGER*
house ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, fried egg, sharp cheddar, maple caramelized onions, hollandaise, skin-on fries, onion-brioche bun
JOE-S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*
two house ground prime smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun
BBQ BACON-CHEDDAR BURGER*
house ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no
BBQ GRILLED CHICKEN
crisp bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, old no
CORNED BEEF REUBEN
house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye
JTR CUBANO
braised mojo pork, capicola, salami, swiss cheese, pickles, dijonnaise, pressed bread
LUMP CRAB CAKE SANDWICH
lettuce, tomatoes, tartar sauce, creole slaw, kaiser roll
BUFFALO CHICKEN
crispy breaded chicken thigh, joe-s buffalo sauce, blue cheese, ranch, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, kaiser roll
CLASSIC CLUB SANDWICH
house roasted turkey breast, ham, bacon, mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, toasted pullman bread
BURGERS & SANDWICHES
BAR PIZZA
THREE CHEESE V
cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, pizza sauce
PEPPERONI
cup and char pepperoni, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
CUBANO
braised mojo pork, salami, pickles, dijonnaise, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
MEDITERRANEAN V
feta, roasted peppers, olives, oregano, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
VEGETARIAN CHORIZO V
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, cheddar, mozzarella, garlic butter
BABY BACK RIBS
spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin on fries
JOE-S FAVORITE SPIRALE & CHICKEN
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
BLACKENED SALMON*
grilled asparagus, crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs
45 DAY AGED FILET MIGNON*
crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus
FISH & CHIPS
beer battered cod, skin on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
LUMP CRAB CAKES
skin on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
MAINS
SIDES
APPLEWOOD SMOKED BACON G
GRILLED SAUSAGE PATTY G
1 EGG*, ANY STYLE G
CRISPY GARLIC-PARMESAN POTATOES V
SEASONAL FRUIT CUP V G
ASSORTED FRUITS AND JUICES
MIMOSA BAR
MIMOSA FLIGHT
SUNRISE
tequila, cherry, pineapple
SPARKLING PASSION
passion fruit, lime, elderflower
HIBISCUS
lemon, cinnamon
BUZZ AND FUZZ
peach, sauvignon blanc, cherry
BLOODY MARY
broken shed vodka, theismann-s mix, hot sauce, bacon sea salt, fresh horseradish, bacon
PINEAPPLE MOJITO
bacardi pineapple fusion, fresh mint, lime juice
BROKEN SHED VODKA SCREWDRIVER
freshly squeezed orange juice
BROKEN SHED VODKA GREYHOUND
freshly squeezed grapefruit juice
